KVDisms

[Dan]

Did you read some of these they had posted on the B.A.S.S. site during the live blog feed. Can you come up with some more to add to the list?

"KVD doesn't need to wait for a bite when he goes fishing; the fish know KVD doesn't like to wait.
They found KVD 's to-do list ... It is now known as The Guinness Book of World Records.
KVD once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for KVD. When KVD goes fishing, he doesn't need a fishing pole - he just stares at the water till the fish jump into his boat out of shear panic. KVD runs until the treadmill gets tired.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears KVD pajamas.
KVD can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."

[1javelin]

KVD doesn't have to win tournaments, his competitors forfeit.

1jav

[Dan]

KVD "Floats like a butterfly..." and stings like a whole nest of Africanized bees.  I think AMart has been stung a bunch of times. Next Classic he'd better have his epipen.

[Dan]

KVD just picked up a new title sponsor, Viagra. He brings a whole new meaning to power poles!

[Dan]

KVD opted out of being on the Wheaties box, he's  the new Captain Crunch.

[Dan]

Rumor has it the KVD's new HydroWave company is simply using a high frequency recording of Kevin saying, "You'd better give up!" Why waste time with fish noises.

[Dan]

KVD sweats fish oil. He's a natural attractant.

[Dan]

Nabisco is going to market Sherry Van Dam's cookies. The advertising ploy will be that when you dunk them in milk they create their own erratic action.

I'm retired guys, I can keep going all day!

[Frank-o]

KVD doesn't sleep...he waits !

[jgip087]

KVD once won the world series of poker only holding the two of diamonds, ace of spades, a sexy shad red eye shad, a Tundra key, and one of Aaron Marten's tears.

[Dan]

They tell me that the Delta area is now going to be called Kajun Country.

[Dan]

Fishing against KVD is like bringing a knife to a gunfight!

[Dan]

I think it's time for B.A.S.S. to face the facts. They need to rename the event and make it the Bassmaster Klassic.

[Waterfoul]

Dang Dan... you really need to come work a few hours a week for me! 

[Mike S.]

Ummmm......wow.  Somebody has too much time on their hands.  Would you like to go to work for me, Dan?  That way I can try to think of things to say about KVD, or just go fishing.  I'll give up May through October if you want to.  What do you say?

[Dan]

I did my six years of college and 34 years of work, so right now I'm measuring each day to be sure I squeeze out every minute. Times not on my side now. Something you all will encounter one of these days. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today, and remember the sparrow that flies high can't build a dam with a beaver's tail.

[Mojo]

Darn tootn Dan ........ Like Mojo says: Its always better to be seen than viewed ................

I once heard one of Kevins competitors scream at the water when he lost a biggun, "KEVIN Dam it !!!!!!!!!!! "  ............ no lie ..... that about sums it up, he is a god....

[djkimmel]

I always hear lots of references and mentions of Kevin from many other anglers. Still, it was Jeff Kriet that Gerald Swindle said he would shank in the neck if he didn't stay off his spot!! He was kidding of course - easy to figure if you've seen much of the G-man at all.

[capt charlie's charters]

Why bother calling it the "top six", it should be referred to as the "top five" and KVD.

[Skulley]

You keep this up Dan, you're going to hurt yourself.   


BD