Anyone heading to India anytime soon?

[djkimmel]

If so, please contact me. According to any email I just received, I have $800,000 sitting in a bank account over there. Rather than trust my account information to a strange barrister somewhere (we all know about lawyers ) I think I'll withdraw it in person (or by proxy).

$800,000 would really come in handy right now!
Thanks,
Dan

[LAPORTE]

Can you say new Skeeter Dan ..... 

[djkimmel]

No... new Ranger Dan... Z521 with a 250HP Yamaha SHO most likely

[cameraguy]

Uhhhh, there isn't $800,000 in all of India. I think the GDP of India is about $36.78. I would forget about it.  Now if the money was in a bank in the Ivory Coast THAT would make me all jittered up.

[djkimmel]

I have SEVERAL accounts in the Ivory Coast too (according to email)!! Just don't know when I'll make it there (or anyone else). I read just days ago that they found a treasure worth something like 10 BILLION dollars in India in some temple! So now they have that much money... (sorry if I have offended any of you low-payed manual Indian spammers somehow that I don't understand and thank you so much for constantly trying to get on here and spam!!)