Why is fishing better than making whoopie?

[MontyMonk]

No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.


Please add to the list if you got some more....

[MontyMonk]

OK here are a few more good reasons...



You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.


Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"

[thedude]

in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.

[mikesmiph]

LOL  Best one yet Justin

[thedude]

LOL  Best one yet Justin

i'm holding back - this could go downhill real fast.

[djkimmel]

Yes... especially considering this post was probably started by a drive-by poster...

[Frank]

i can touch my partners fish

[Fishmael]

If your partner for the day is the best hooker you've ever seen, you can actually talk about it tomorrow...

[t-bone]

I guess I should feel good about "not catching anything" when I fish?

[MadWags]

You can have a bad fishing experience and it doesn't haunt you for the rest of your life.
Also you can hook up with a fish and when your done, let it go and it won't stalk you.

[MadWags]

I knew I should have continued to ignore this thread.

[karol]

 one bass doesn't care if you have caught others before it.

  it's ok to fish more than once a day.

you don't have to get dressed up to convince fish to have fun with you..

[Mike S.]

Fish don't get mad when you touch one after another.

[HellaBass]

Fat is sexy in fishing

[rangerfan]

now thats funny!!!!!!! I'm  thinking about the smell of bass on your hands...but this can be tricky

[motocross269]

You don't have to worry about a knock on the door 9 months after a crazy, Drunken day, fishing....

[MadWags]

Mojo you are really grossing me out dude.

[LAPORTE]

Mike needs help ....lol

Is that thinking outside the box.....

[Mike S.]

in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.

i can touch my partners fish

flmao !!

ok - ok - Mojo is going inverted -  Fishing is NOT better than than making whoppie when .....:  you have to reach in her throat to pull out what she swallowed ... 

OH NO!  I just spit pop all over my computer!

[djkimmel]

...and to think this was all started by a hit-and-run poster. Mmm mm mmm...