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Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth - Stupid Funny

Started by djkimmel, April 30, 2010, 01:36:59 AM

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djkimmel

Nothing wrong with some stupid funny a time or two a week to lighten things up a little. Simplify things. This is actually pretty funny.


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thedude

lol anesthesia is a cruel mistress... i had surgery on a deviated septum when i was 15. turns out i ripped out an IV and punched a nurse as i was coming out of it. At least it was a guy i guess.  When i woke up i had bruise marks that looked like hands on both my biceps from where they were holding me down. don't remember any of it.
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djkimmel

Too bad on the timing... you too could have been an 'instant' youtube star!! Heck, maybe you already are?

It was her own Ma taking the video and then her sister helped it along eventually on to youtube (and the Ellen DeGeneres show).

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zooker

i have been jacked up on enough drugs that i walked out of the hospital room went down 3 floors and was lookin for my bassboat...i was um "restrained" to the bed for 3 weeks..

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djkimmel

That was probably fun. I remember my Father in Law, towards the end of his illnesses, was put on extra care and briefly restrained at one point when he kept hallucinating various strange characters up in the corner of his hospital room. I had quite the conversation with him about it during one visit.

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I woke up in the middle of getting my wisdom teeth pulled. They misjudged the amount of juice. Needless to say they hit me hard quick to get me back under. As a result it took several hours to wake me up. They had other appointments and needed to get me out of there. They forced me awake to sneek me out the back door. I stood up and immediately fell to the floor. My dad was there to help carry me out. I looked at my dad and said; "Look what that SOB did to me! Let's kick his _ss!" The procedure took place on the second floor and as it turned out the elevator was out of service. As I could not walk very well it was an event getting down to the car. I rode the whole way home with my head hanging out the window singing....."20 20 20 4 hours ago... I wanna be sedated.....
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