Just in time for SPRING

[blakstr1]

Rojas' sight-fishing kits
Dean Rojas has let the cat out of the bag with his two new sight-fishing kits from Anglers Arsenal. Known as one of the best sight-fishing anglers on tour, Rojas has kept these baits secret ... until now.

He has two very different kits, and check out the names of the baits ? Troublemaker, Girlfriend, Wrong Number, Sweet Pea, Clean Sweep and Home Wrecker make up Sight Master Finesse Kit 1, and Jungle Boogie, Milk Man, Debutante, Sweet Cheeks, Heartbreaker and Sweet Cherry are in the Sight Master Bubba Kit 2.

The kits run $19.95 each and can be seen at AnglersArsenal.com. Anglers Arsenal was Rojas' first sponsor, and he reportedly plans to use the baits at the Bassmaster Classic.

Reminds me of a cold, January evening in 1998...

When my girlfriend met the milk man, he said "you are a heartbreaker" she grinned and said "you're a bit of a troublemaker aren't you??? I like that, if thats an offer I need to make a clean sweep from this one horse town!"

When I came home and she told me her plans, I got instantly mad and called her a heartless, home wrecker..amongst other things.? I tried to gain my dignity and told her I'd been thinking alot about the little debutante from down the street, I lied and told her when I see her she calls me sweet cheeks and sugar pie...she even gave me her number!? Now my girlfriend was mad and threw the fresh baked sweet cherry pie that my Mom made across the room, against the wall.? It would have hit me but I did a jungle boogie (??) side step just in the nick of time!? She left..just like that.

On the rebound, I quickly looked up the number for the girl down the street and called her.? She answered the phone very sweetly and me in my best Fonzi like voice, said (finger snap) "Hi there sweet pea, how's my girl"? her voice change in a hurry and said "ughhh..wrong number" and hung up.

I dropped the phone, slid to the floor against the wall, and cried darn you MILK MAN!!? She is lactose intolerant!? ?

[djkimmel]

I think the moral of that story is 'don't cry over split milk men'