Need your help Poorboy

[joshimoto son]

I am taking Bshaner out fishing this Saturday... I think that he is probably thinking that I am going to take him to a lot of fish!!!

I don't have anything man... I mean someone, must have pulled the plug on this lake!!!

Besides, I've never fished with this guy, should I do a background check on him?
He said that he's been gone over seas for the last six years, but does that really mean he's been enlisted.

Maybe he's been in some Turkish prison or something. You and I already know about people in Turkish prisons... that's right ALIENS!!!!

I'm not really sure what to do.... Please advise.

PS... My mom said she ain't making no more cookies!!!

joshimoto son

[McCarter]

If he has a mullet, you might be in some trouble.  Just dont forget your foil helmut.  The Turks can be crafty, so if he spent that long there, chances are he may have a few tricks up his sleeve.  they are probably something really cool that we in the US has never seen before.  Just keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.  Good luck out there.  You'll find the fish.

PoorBoy himself

[bshaner]

There is no such thing as aliens.  Gawd, every kid knows that!    Turkish women on the other hand...