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General Topics, Questions & Support => Free-for-all => Topic started by: MontyMonk on August 19, 2010, 07:11:13 PM

Title: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MontyMonk on August 19, 2010, 07:11:13 PM
No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.


Please add to the list if you got some more....
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MontyMonk on August 19, 2010, 07:12:02 PM
OK here are a few more good reasons...



You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.


Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: thedude on August 19, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: mikesmiph on August 19, 2010, 09:27:22 PM
LOL  Best one yet Justin
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: thedude on August 19, 2010, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: mikesmiph on August 19, 2010, 09:27:22 PM
LOL  Best one yet Justin
i'm holding back - this could go downhill real fast.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: djkimmel on August 20, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Yes... especially considering this post was probably started by a drive-by poster...
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Frank on August 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
i can touch my partners fish
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Fishmael on August 23, 2010, 10:16:36 AM
If your partner for the day is the best hooker you've ever seen, you can actually talk about it tomorrow...
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: t-bone on August 23, 2010, 02:34:36 PM
I guess I should feel good about "not catching anything" when I fish?

Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MadWags on August 23, 2010, 07:17:05 PM
You can have a bad fishing experience and it doesn't haunt you for the rest of your life. :o
Also you can hook up with a fish and when your done, let it go and it won't stalk you.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MadWags on August 23, 2010, 07:18:00 PM
I knew I should have continued to ignore this thread.
;D
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: karol on August 24, 2010, 04:07:30 PM
 one bass doesn't care if you have caught others before it.

  it's ok to fish more than once a day.

you don't have to get dressed up to convince fish to have fun with you..
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Mike S. on August 26, 2010, 06:26:18 PM
Fish don't get mad when you touch one after another.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: HellaBass on August 29, 2010, 10:24:08 AM
Fat is sexy in fishing
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: rangerfan on August 29, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
now thats funny!!!!!!! I'm  thinking about the smell of bass on your hands...but this can be tricky
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: motocross269 on August 30, 2010, 12:53:45 AM
You don't have to worry about a knock on the door 9 months after a crazy, Drunken day, fishing.... ;D

Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MadWags on August 31, 2010, 12:28:15 PM
Mojo you are really grossing me out dude.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: LAPORTE on August 31, 2010, 01:29:16 PM
Mike needs help ....lol

Is that thinking outside the box.....
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Mike S. on August 31, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
Quote from: Mojo on August 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: thedude on August 19, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.

Quote from: fbenn12122000 on August 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
i can touch my partners fish

flmao !!

ok - ok - Mojo is going inverted -  Fishing is NOT better than than making whoppie when .....:  you have to reach in her throat to pull out what she swallowed ...  :o
OH NO!  I just spit pop all over my computer!
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: djkimmel on August 31, 2010, 10:31:58 PM
...and to think this was all started by a hit-and-run poster. Mmm mm mmm...
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: matt on September 01, 2010, 12:21:49 AM
You don't get slapped after saying something stupid.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: motocross269 on September 01, 2010, 03:41:33 AM
Quote from: Mojo on August 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: thedude on August 19, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.

Quote from: fbenn12122000 on August 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
i can touch my partners fish

flmao !!

ok - ok - Mojo is going inverted -  Fishing is NOT better than than making whoppie when .....:  you have to reach in her throat to pull out what she swallowed ...  :o

:o 
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Mike S. on September 02, 2010, 10:23:34 AM
You don't have to worry about child support because you were out getting some new bass.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Got Fish?? on September 02, 2010, 01:34:02 PM
 you can bring her home for dinner,to meet your mother.If mom doesn't like her. You can Barrie her in the back yard!
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MadWags on September 02, 2010, 05:55:42 PM
You can dunk their heads under water for long periods of time without drowning them.  :o


........why am i posting in this mess. LOL!
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Mike S. on September 02, 2010, 06:38:05 PM
Fish don't complain about the way you handle your rod......This is THE dirtiest thread I have ever seen on here.  But, at least when you're on the lake, you KNOW that it's going to smell like dead fish somewhere.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: t-bone on September 02, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
After thinking about this for a while... if fishing is better than sex then you guys are doing it wrong!
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: MadWags on September 03, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: t-bone on September 03, 2010, 10:45:53 AM
I almost put that everyone could take there pick on which one they are doing wrong in my original post but I thought I'd leave it up to them.

Quote from: MadWags on September 03, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: djkimmel on September 03, 2010, 02:25:29 PM
Where's that delete button...?? (Just getting ready... in case :o )
Title: Re: Why is fishing better than making whoopie?
Post by: Mojo on September 04, 2010, 12:54:05 AM
Quote from: MadWags on September 03, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.

lolololol!!!