No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Please add to the list if you got some more....
OK here are a few more good reasons...
You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.
LOL Best one yet Justin
Quote from: mikesmiph on August 19, 2010, 09:27:22 PM
LOL Best one yet Justin
i'm holding back - this could go downhill real fast.
Yes... especially considering this post was probably started by a drive-by poster...
i can touch my partners fish
If your partner for the day is the best hooker you've ever seen, you can actually talk about it tomorrow...
I guess I should feel good about "not catching anything" when I fish?
You can have a bad fishing experience and it doesn't haunt you for the rest of your life. :o
Also you can hook up with a fish and when your done, let it go and it won't stalk you.
I knew I should have continued to ignore this thread.
;D
one bass doesn't care if you have caught others before it.
it's ok to fish more than once a day.
you don't have to get dressed up to convince fish to have fun with you..
Fish don't get mad when you touch one after another.
Fat is sexy in fishing
now thats funny!!!!!!! I'm thinking about the smell of bass on your hands...but this can be tricky
You don't have to worry about a knock on the door 9 months after a crazy, Drunken day, fishing.... ;D
Mojo you are really grossing me out dude.
Mike needs help ....lol
Is that thinking outside the box.....
Quote from: Mojo on August 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: thedude on August 19, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.
Quote from: fbenn12122000 on August 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
i can touch my partners fish
flmao !!
ok - ok - Mojo is going inverted - Fishing is NOT better than than making whoppie when .....: you have to reach in her throat to pull out what she swallowed ... :o
OH NO! I just spit pop all over my computer!
...and to think this was all started by a hit-and-run poster. Mmm mm mmm...
You don't get slapped after saying something stupid.
Quote from: Mojo on August 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: thedude on August 19, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
in fishing, its ok to brag to your buddies that you got a fat pig in the sack.
Quote from: fbenn12122000 on August 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
i can touch my partners fish
flmao !!
ok - ok - Mojo is going inverted - Fishing is NOT better than than making whoppie when .....: you have to reach in her throat to pull out what she swallowed ... :o
:o
You don't have to worry about child support because you were out getting some new bass.
you can bring her home for dinner,to meet your mother.If mom doesn't like her. You can Barrie her in the back yard!
You can dunk their heads under water for long periods of time without drowning them. :o
........why am i posting in this mess. LOL!
Fish don't complain about the way you handle your rod......This is THE dirtiest thread I have ever seen on here. But, at least when you're on the lake, you KNOW that it's going to smell like dead fish somewhere.
After thinking about this for a while... if fishing is better than sex then you guys are doing it wrong!
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.
I almost put that everyone could take there pick on which one they are doing wrong in my original post but I thought I'd leave it up to them.
Quote from: MadWags on September 03, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.
Where's that delete button...?? (Just getting ready... in case :o )
Quote from: MadWags on September 03, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
You're right! I think most of these guys fish the wrong way.
lolololol!!!