Great Lakes Bass Fishing Forum

Yep... They name people down south names like? Biscuit, Opie, goo-ber, Tater and Zooker? ;D I would not be surprised if its right on the Birth Certificate...

Anyway, Zook writes:


Do you know the bait monkey ?? do you know what a bait monkey is?
easy way to tell you have a bait monkey is.

have you ever found your self buying tackle with out knowing why?
is the first place you head to in wallmart the tackle isle?
is there more tackle in your house than your tackle shop has in stock?
are you on the verge of filing for bankrutcy every time you return from bass pro shops?
do you go thruogh a bass pro catalog and see a couple baits you don't own YET.but are planning on buying?
has a rod ever leaped in to your hand refusing to to let go till you buy it?
have you ever come home from the tackle shop and find this waiting for you?
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/zook_n_stien/angry-wife.jpg)

in extreme cases you will find your self dealing with unsavory people just to get your tackle fix?

there is no know cure for this little ba$turd. you can control him only at times but will never go away -kinda like death and taxes..

zooker?

Mom? Is that you???

(I've always been partial to 'tater')

I've always been partial to "tater tot"  ;D

Yeah - my wife makes a mean tater tot casserole (I just didn't know if our southern brothers would find that offensive??)

Quotemy wife makes a mean tater tot casserole (I just didn't know if our southern brothers would find that offensive??)

You got some SPAM in that dish and you got a MEAL!

"they call me tater salad"    get-r-done

I wonder if a lot of my present 'physique' can be traced back to too much spam (and viennies) as a poor youngster?? Sorry - I meant Spam.